Same Old Same New: Mild To The Max

Mix it all up and just slather it everywhere.

I never actually run out of much because, Dear Reader, I write the shopping list, do the shopping and that will never happen. I don’t like hunger and outside of the set things I eat daily and weekly there isn’t anything I can just grab so I never let it happen. I do occasionally run low, I buy a lot of fruit and vegetables that wouldn’t stay fresh if I buy too many, so sometimes I’m left wondering what I’ll make with what I have. Today I wanted something mild tasting, not to be mistaken for bland, something warm, since the weather is miserable, filling and just gentle. So I took this and this and smashed them together.

I found a shallot, so add shallots.

The carob chicken is intense due to the prevalence of aniseed flavours, I mitigated that by using garam masala as the spice instead of the Five Spice, just a rough teaspoon this all rough, Dear Reader, I used a tablespoon of honey and carob syrup, surprisingly this isn’t noticeably sweet, the honey cuts the tahini’s sharp taste, I mixed all that with a little salt, pepper and garlic granules, it’s just a thick paste, but I rubbed it all onto the chicken anyway, you’ll have to scoop it all into the pan when frying, but it cooks better when mixed first.

I’m sparing this carob syrup, so much that I forget to use it.

I used an onion, garlic, I love garlic, and a shallot, fried in olive oil this time, rather than butter. Tossed the chicken into the pan on a low heat, keeping it from caramelising too much, again: mild, left that to cook for a while, this was being cooked alongside the rice so times vary, I love this post format as this is how I often cook, Dear Reader, rather than he methodical posts you often see accompanying recipes, I do that for my Dear Reader who wants to learn, but you can lean here too, just in a less structured way.

Coconut cream because it’s all I had.

I tossed in the coconut cream, which was thickened by the tahini and peanut butter, about half a tablespoon each. There can be an issue getting the sauce to reduce when using nut or seed butters, you’re better to let the coconut cream or milk residue first and then add them, otherwise you’ll have to crank up the heat and potentially spilt the cream, which isn’t bad, but it can be very oily and might not be that pleasant. The whole thing just simmered away, I occasionally tossed the chicken about, more for something to do than for any real purpose, though flip it at least once to ensure and even cook.

Anything like this ends up either Golden Brown or Sunny Orange.

As for the taste? It was just a gentle, warming dish.It is funny how you can add too much to a dish and destroy the balance and here there was a very simple flavour, that tasted just right, if there wasn’t enough it’d be noticeable, but it isn’t so strong that you notice the flavour all that much either. I’m no great expert on spices, Dear Reader, I’ve learned a lot over the years, but I still add too much, forget to taste. There are so many useful spices and I try to vary it, there are many health benefits to everything I use, it’s why I eat what I eat, I just no longer think of that as I cook, I just do it and enjoy it. Hopefully I’ll have something new soon, Dear Reader, I did make scones and quinoa bread, I used teff and buckwheat and it is very tasty as a combo. Worth thinking of for future recipes. Until later, take care.

Carob Syrup Chicken

The meagre sun kept hitting the pan.

I often say that the garden holds a very great influence when in its apogee, blame crosswords,  over my cooking as I’ll often have to find uses for ingredients that I find myself with a great surplus of. Now, Dear Reader, you know by now that I might be Jack of limitless possibilities in the garden, but in the kitchen I’m greatly hampered, not that you’d know it with the sheer volume of available recipes to be found here, infinitely modest too. I’ve often found myself with odd ingredients, not just strange, but out of place on their lonesome, usually the’re best paired with other foods I can’t eat and other recipes that are out of my dietary reach. Other times the ingredients are there but the recipes aren’t forthcoming or even existent. Carob Syrup, Asafoetida  and Chinese Five Spice, the last at least is more useful than the first two, but all three have been combined with the garden’s produce to make something a little bit different, what here isn’t?, and really delicious in a different way.

Sometimes I forget that spatula tastes of garlic and spoil desserts with it.

I’ve actually made this about three times already, I just never measured anything, it was just pure curiosity rather than inspiration. I wanted to see what the five spice, a mild version according to the spice pot, would taste like in different recipe so I’be been sprinkling it here and there. I think what works here is that the star anise and the carob both have a distinct liquorice flavour, the carob’s is very pronounced and the onions, garlic and asafoetida  naturally match each other’s flavour profiles, the Asafoetida is mostly used to boost allium’s flavours in curries from what I’ve read. It at times reminds me of the flavouring in Sour Cream and Onion Crisps, but that could be me misremembering, it has been a long time after all, Dear Reader. All in there is a lot of convenient taste pairing here, but it’s nothing very complex, just luck, you can play with the amounts to suit yourself.

Browned, hard to get the right shot with the dim light. When I need sun where is it?!

As for taste, aside from the aniseed notes, there’s a pleasant warmness, and a dark flavour, it’s the only way I can describe the carob’s other taste notes. I can’t tolerate soy or fermented products so it can be hard to get an aged flavour in food, it’s why I like playing around with Dark Roast Coffee, the carob has a slight bitterness, cut by the honey which also adds the slight stickiness, you could play with intermittently increasing and decreasing the heat to get a different texture, but be careful of burning the honey. The onions and garlic just melt into the chicken, coating and keeping it moist. It’s what I think of a “Shovel In” kind of dish, you just keep eating and eating and then it’s gone. I had it with rice and squash, getting low on squash sadly, and it works really well with a plain side.
An entire squash. Eat good food and you’ll do fine is my motto.

On the whole it’s just a little different from what I’m used to, which when you’re as restricted as I am you’re really grateful for, I’m sure I have no need to tell you, Dear Reader. I’d buy more carob syrup as it’s just all round easier to utilise than the powder and has a stronger, more intense flavour. If I were to play with the recipe I’d add some shallot, maybe some Sichuan Flower Pepper for some additional kick. You can use it as a guide or just go to town and create something completely different from this. I had deliberated with myself as to its worth as a recipe, but when I realised that savoury carob syrup recipes are scarce, strongly flavour recipes that aren’t high in histamine are too, well, I thought why not? My Dear Readers aren’t finicky and might find it interesting if nothing else. I’ll be back again later, Dear Readers.


2 Chicken Breasts, Chopped
1 Small Onion, Diced
4 Cloves Garlic, More or Less to Taste, Cut into Strips
1 Tbsp Butter
1 Tbsp Carob Syrup
1 Tbsp Honey
1 Tsp Chinese 5 Spice
1/4 Tsp Asafoetida Powder
Salt and Black Pepper to Taste


1. Mix Carob Syrup, Honey, Five Spice, Asafoetida, Salt and Pepper together in a bowl and then add Chicken and stir until completely coated. Set aside.

1. Add Butter to a frying pan and when Butter has melted add the Onion and Garlic. Cook Onion and Garlic on a medium-high heat until browned, about 20 minutes, then add Chicken. Reduce heat to a medium and cook until chicken is cooked through and slightly sticky.

Carob Syrup Curry

Looks more like a stew, huh?

Sadly the original recipe this is heavily based on hasn’t ever gotten much views, Carob Curry, I’m not complaining or anything, it’s just that there can only ever be so many views and the most popular recipes will naturally take precedent, still, I have a soft spot in my heart for the all too often maligned carob. It has a very rich flavour profile, I can’t type that with a straight face, how pretentious, eh, Dear Reader? But carob powder has a few drawbacks, the inherent dryness coupled with its inability to dissolve properly can make it less than ideal. Now I’ve done my part creating my share of carob recipes, breads, soba, desserts, when chocolate went I had to try with what I had. Still the flaws tended to stand out and I just fell out of the habit of using it. Now, I have a bottle of pure carob syrup, not pods cooked in sugar, rather sugary syrup derived from the pods themselves, the pods make the flour, and it has the same flavour, more of a black liquorice in syrup form, but can be stirred into anything and it will melt away. I would say it’s slightly milder, but then again it’s been a while since I had the powder and this recipe just uses a tablespoon’s worth.

This is obviously a simple variation of my many curries, you need variation on a restricted diet and any change, however small is welcome. It’s one of he more involved with the spices, the blend leans towards a warming style, not hot or spicy, think mulled wines and Winter stews, not that it’s very complex, but coupled with the natural sweetness of the carob, boosted by the bit of sugar, and the slightly stronger notes  of liquorice present in the syrup the whole dish has a flavour that you can’t get anywhere else. The peanut butter works wonderfully with the carob, it thickens the sauce and adds a velvety richness. If I had to describe it it’d be complex but subdued, you don’t want too strong a taste here so I think the syrup works better than the powder did. This might not be for everyone, but I love making recipes like these because they’re what I needed when nothing was suitable. I’ll be back with at least another big post, it’s the one year anniversary of my surgery too so I’ll talk a bit about that. Take it easy, Dear Reader.



1 Chicken Breast, Chopped
160ml Coconut Milk
1/2 Yellow Onion, Chopped Fine
2 Cloves Garlic, Minced
1 Tbsp Olive Oil
1 Tbsp Smooth Natural Peanut Butter
1 Tbsp Carob Syrup
1/2 Tsp Ground Ginger
1/2 Tsp Sugar
1/4 Tsp Cumin
1/4 Tsp Ground Cardamom
1/8 Tsp Ground Coriander
1/8 Tsp Black Pepper
1/8 Tsp Ground Cloves
1/8 Tsp Ground Cinnamon
1/8 Tsp Sea Salt


1. Heat Olive Oil in a large non-stick pan and when warm add Onion and Garlic mix and let cook for 5-10 minutes, on a medium heat, or until soft.

2. Add Spices, Peanut Butter and Chicken stir together and cook for 5 minutes.

3. Turn heat to medium and add Coconut Milk and mix together. Then add Carob Syrup and stir until combined. Turn to medium and cook for 20 minutes. Increase heat if sauce needs to thicken more, but don’t let the Coconut Milk boil.

Have You Tried Thumb Twiddling?

Wasn’t there an essay by Tolstoy wherein he suggested thumb twiddling as a replacement for smoking? Maybe you could take it up to fill in the void my absences leave. Fear not and remove the thumb from your mouth because yet again here I am, reader. Hmmm? What happened to the dear? It got to costly to continue with, geddit? No? Okay, you’ll remain dear reader, but what does that make me? Brilliant Blogger? Jocund Jack? Wondrous Writer? Special Scribe? That odd young man that makes the weird recipes?! Quiet! I’m still young. I can’t get old yet, I haven’t accomplished enough yet. I mean, I look at all these people younger than I am, with their achievements and accomplishments and I think to myself: I should start buying seeds soon. Mind like a steel trap, that’s me, I never get distracted. So, what was I saying? Carob right.

 photo WP_20161218_001_e_zpsyyji3tnt.jpgThey might look disgusting. No. That’s all.

Carob marks the seventh variations for my Buckwheat Tortillas, not much to say. It tastes strongly of carob. You can make silly “pretzels” with the dough, goes well with peanut butter. I’m a tad distracted, I’m just now a few days past the two year mark waiting for my excess skin removal surgery. Whatever you call it. I’ve been thinking, a terrible habit, stick to the thumb twiddling, and it’s funny that we use the euphemism: “Struggling with their weight” to comment on someone’s weight. Or the over-abundance of same. Just a quick note, if ever you feel compelled to comment on someone’s weight to them or others regarding them, unless you’ve been through it and are still able to sympathize then don’t, you’ll feel better sure, they’ll feel worse and it’s ever more complicated than tell them to lose it. Even if you have the perfect plan, the ideal solution, just no. No. If you have any buts to address to me, please post them anywhere else, I’m not getting into this. Yes, it needs discussion, but the large, bad joke, majority go about it in the most horrifying way. So, if we’re not talking about being overweight, aka: “struggling with our weight” then what in blue blazes was the point of this? Language! There are dear readers present! Well, the struggle doesn’t necessarily end at the point the weight goes. Goes where? Quietly into the good night. Although my weight has been stable for over four years I still struggle. If I don’t watch what I eat, if I decide to binge or indulge too often it could all start to slip back on. Maybe not to the extreme it was before, when I look at old photos my heart breaks for the person I was then, but I could still edge back into bad health. If I didn’t fight with my struggle, if I didn’t overcome my struggles every day then I wouldn’t be where I am now. So, yes, even “thin” people can struggle with their weight. It’s one of the reasons I only bake once a week. I’d love to try recipe after recipe, but I can’t. My health is more important than blog posts, even more important than my readership, though you are treasured, it’s all consuming in its importance. So, if ever I’m at a lost what to post, I won’t worry. I’ll just be the best I can.

I just wanted that out of my head. I want this surgery so badly, every day I wake up and every night I go to sleep wanting it, needing it. I just wish they’d told me it’d take years, not the months they implied. It was a cruel kind of hope they gave me. Sorry, dearest darling readers, you beacons of better days, this has been mopey. You’ll forgive me right? If not then you’re no longer eggs in my coffee! Hah! Okay, back to blissful idiocy! What? Putting it on? Me? No, I’m really an idiot, I have the papers and everything. Until we meet again…dear reader.

Carob Oreos

 photo WP_20160914_002_e_zpspljlv3j8.jpgIt looks like a failed cooking experiment in a cartoon.

It’s me again, Dearest reader, with a new recipe. Aren’t you…THESE ARE DOG BISCUITS. I’M SORRY! *Cough* Now, now, hear me out. Don’t give me those Puppy Dog eyes! I’m sorry, I’ll be serious. Yeah, okay, this is a dog biscuit, but the ingredients are suitable, and really they’re used everywhere, for humans. They’re a healthy dog biscuit. What interested me was the lack of sugar. That and it uses carob, which insultingly is now considered for dogs rather than people. What a waste of good ingredient. It should be for us and our furry friends. I for one like carob, as does Naru, who ate hers plain. She doesn’t get too much carob as it makes her drink too much. So, where are we? Well, we’re eating dog biscuits. I used the carob dough from the above recipe, which when made up and baked is plain, but edible. So I thought I’d fill it with some buttercream and you know, it really worked. I was surprised. I suppose whenever I use buttercream it’s in an already sweet recipe and you lose the sweetness of it. Here it works as a contrast to the dry, unsweetened biscuit.

 photo WP_20160914_004_e_zps3pxage85.jpgI forget how many it made. About twenty. I think.

So, we get a carob oreo. Which are absurdly dark. Black as pitch as the saying goes. I did vacillate in whether to call them that or Vanilla Buttercream centred Carob Buckwheat Biscuits (A mouthful, eh?). A bit of cheekiness in the naming, but they bare some similarities to that ubiquitous cookie. A somewhat hard biscuit with a strong taste, carob is no chocolate sure, but it has a flavour profile that changes with coupled ingredients. No sugar means a taste more like dark chocolate. Just less bitter. Now, you and me, informed reader, know that copycat recipes rarely work as well unless they use similar ingredients, chances are they work because they change so much. This isn’t an oreo, don’t think that for a moment. I actually don’t, didn’t I guess, like oreos. This is a carob oreo, so if anyone has made this before, well, then I’m sunk, but as it stands I assume I’m the only one. So, if anyone make this and it doesn’t taste like this then they’re wrong. That’s just the way it is. Joking of course. This is just a biscuit with a lot less sugar than I could’ve used normally. A but of fun that turned out much better than I’d have thought it would’ve. It dunked well in a cup of rooibos tea.

 photo WP_20160914_006_e_zpsbjzyqujv.jpgI baked them in two batches, no need to chill the second batch.

I’m going backwards here. The dough is a hodgepodge of ingredients. It comes together fast, it’s basic, but easy to roll. I have better recipes for this kind of thing, but if you want a no sugar recipe, well there’s honey, oh, that sugar free bit confuses me, if you want a “low sugar”, a “no refined sugar”, a recipe without cane sugar is what I’m saying, then here we go. One caveat, this is really filling, deceptively so. That’s one of the reasons it caught my eye, there’s a lot of good stuff, that’s a technical term, packed in. You won’t feel quite so guilty when eating these, not that you should ever feel guilty eating. Stop lecturing? Got it! So if you want you could take the biscuit and eat it plain or you could find a healthier filling. Do share if you have any suggestions. Until next time.

 photo WP_20160914_007_e_zpsegcqmgbk.jpgDouble stuff them if you’d like.

Jack Update: (I feel as if I should dash out of the room and dash back) I grew chillies! I can’t eat them, but I grew them. The butternut squash experiment failed as the person who started the seeds left them too long in small pots. I’m not humorously referring to myself, I got them from someone else. I don’t do that to my pal the squash. There was one setting, but it died in the cold. They’ve been shoved, pummelled and compressed into the compost bins. Yeah, bins plural, there were a lot of vines. The good thing is the teepees held perfectly so if I wanted to try again next year with my own seeds I could grow them vertically again. As it is now there’s little growth, but a huge task in front of your old pal Jack. I need to dig out and lay down plastic in two huge areas. Then one gets sunken pots, wooden edging. Another gets the same, minus the pots and an additional grassy area for growing next year. I foresee pots in the rough areas when nothing can grow. Once the plastic is down it should make the weeds manageable. Another planter, the last thankfully, needs to be prepared. I also want to move a rain-barrel so more fiddling with guttering. I hope this means all next year will be devoted to growing and this will have all been worthwhile. Spare a thought for Dear Jack, will you kindest of readers, he has high hopes and not much else. Until we meet again.



200g Buckwheat Flour
75g Natural Peanut Butter
1 Medium Egg (65g in Shell)
1/2 Ripe Banana (About 35g), Mashed
35g Carob Powder
1 Tbsp Coconut Oil, Room Temperature
1 Tbsp Honey
1/4 Tsp Baking Powder
Dash Vanilla Extract


150g Icing Sugar
35g Butter, Room Temperature
Dash Vanilla Extract
Milk as Needed



1. Preheat oven to 150c (Fan) and line a baking tray with greaseproof paper.

2. Mix together all the wet ingredients until smooth. Then stir in rest with a fork until a crumbly dough has started to form. Start to knead together, wet hands if dough is too dry and still crumbly, until a firm dough has been formed.

3. Roll out the dough to about 1/4 inch thickness, dough might crack and crumble slightly just rework it as needed, and cut out rounds, place them on the prepared tray and prick gently with a fork. Bake for 10-12 minutes until hard. Transfer to a wire-rack to cool completely.


1. Beat everything together with an electric mixer, adding Milk if too dry, until a fluffy white Buttercream has been achieved. A firmer buttercream works best. Add more Icing Sugar if too runny.

2. Pipe a dollop of Buttercream onto a biscuit and place another on top, pressing down until filling reaches the edge.

Microwave Caramel Sauce

Story time. I woke to to a confusing scene. Two dogs, a terrier and a big German Shepard standing atop our oil tank. Yeah, oh, it gets better. The small dog fell off and yours truly had to to pick him up, a relatively strange dog, and pass him back to my friend the German Shepard, who kissed me because I’m the dog whisperer now. That was my day. I tell you, babies and dogs have a strange grá (So that’s how you spell that) for me. That’s it for the story of me. I have a recipe that I wasn’t sure would work and yet another that’s just a tweak, but I’ll list it in full here too.

 photo WP_20160622_024_e_zpsziue1ing.jpgI keep meaning to take better photos, but I just don’t have the skill.

Original recipe here. A really simple microwave sauce. It really makes a nice caramel sauce, handy if you have the ingredients to hand, but if you had to buy them you might be better going with a traditional sauce. This one was really hot coming out so I let it cool and it started to thicken really well. There’s not a lot to say, this is a really handy recipe, but the double cream does stop it for being a handy throw together, at least for me, I don’t often have double cream to hand. It makes quite a bit of sauce. I just poured it over pancakes with peanut butter. Microwave recipes can be really great, I’m often surprised. I’m not a snob, it’s just I grew up on rubbery scrambled eggs from the microwave and never knew you could make them in a pan until I was much older. We live and learn, eh?


2 Tbsp Brown Sugar
1 Tbsp Butter
1 Tbsp Double Cream
Pinch Salt


1. Heat the Butter in a jug for 30 seconds and stir.

2. Add everything else and whisk together with a fork. Heat for another 30 seconds.

3. Heat for a further 15 seconds. Either serve warm or let cool for a thicker sauce.

 photo WP_20160622_022_e_zpsgi1q8mxw.jpgIt looks like it’s chocolate, but it’s not. Hah! I gave up chocolate years ago and I’m still bitter…

Ever wonder what happened to the other beet? Well, here we are. Carob and Beetroot Buckwheat Muffins, naturally a tweak on my own recipe. Listed there too. I was just going to do beetroot, but I wanted to mask the flavour somewhat. It does help, you can’t taste the beetroot as much, but you do end up with a browner muffin. The vegetable purée does help the muffins stay moist which is always a problem when it comes to carob. The beet helps to avoid that grey look carob sometimes gets when baked. This was pretty nice on the whole, I made them a bit sweeter, but you could adjust to suit your own tastes. I actually blended the wet ingredients in a blender as my food processor was too large for such a small bit of beetroot. Do whatever suits, as long as the beetroot is blended you’re golden.

 photo WP_20160622_023_e_zpsstcjvwgt.jpgThey were a bit flatter than usual.


100g Buckwheat Flour
1/2 Tbsp Baking Powder
1/2 Tbsp Butter/Coconut Oil, Melted/Olive Oil
1 Medium Egg
75g Roast Beetroot Purée 
50g Brown Sugar
15g Carob Powder
1/2 Tsp Vanilla Extract

Makes 6 Muffins. Can be frozen.


1. Pre-heat the oven to 175c (Fan). Grease and Flour (Use Brown Rice Flour) a Muffin tin with Butter.

2. Add Buckwheat Flour, Carob and Baking Powder to a large bowl and set aside.

3. Add the Egg, Vanilla Extract, Sugar, Roast Beetroot Purée and Butter to a jug and whisk until Sugar has dissolved then add that to the Flour mixture and stir together until fully incorporated. Add Water until a gooey, stirrable Batter has been formed.

4. Pour Batter into Muffin tins, about 2/3rds full and bake for 15 minutes, turning half way if needed. Then remove from oven and cool for 10 minutes and let cool completely on a wire-rack.

Chia Egg and Buckwheat Flour Five Months In

Give or take. Just a quick post, this is one of those failure posts. Well, it’s only a slight failure. I was making a triple batch of Carob Soba Noodles and everything was fine and dandy, the noodles all held wonderfully, lovely long strands with no breaking. Then after I made them and was packing them they broke. I’m so ashamed, nah, not really, but it’s a shame. I of course tossed them away in disgust, by which I mean I swore at them, bagged them and popped them in the freezer. Pasta is pasta dear reader of mine, regardless of the shape it all tastes pretty similar. So, you might want to know what this is about. I don’t blame you.

Oh, you’re still here? Okay, then it’s actually something I noticed before when using chia egg as a binder in soba noodles: It tends to dry out fast and makes them brittle. So make them fresh. That’s it, Yup. But here’s the thing: I had to learn this from noting as this is my own creation. That’s a strange thing to say and it’s not out of a desire to be a braggart, more out of the desire to inform. I’m learning as I go and it can take a while to really tell why something goes awry. I don’t often make these noodles so it has taken me a long time to see the slight flaw in them. Cook them fresh and you’ll never have any trouble. Let’s face it, any free-from baking has a lot of stipulations attached to it, but having to make fresh noodles, which is better anyway, isn’t so bad.

So, what about the chia egg and the passage of time? Well, it’s been five months or so and this is still an amazing combination. The dough I made was re-worked five times and was perfect until it started to dry out. Now one warning is that it will take a lot of work kneading and smashing the dough when making soba with it. Say a good ten to fifteen minutes. With the pastry you have more moisture and that will make it vastly easier to work and re-work. Still, watching it form into a stretchy dough that could be rolled out wafer thin and cut into thin fold-able strips was a real joy. It’s so simple, but it works so well. Sure, today I ended up with broken strands but they’ll taste fine and I’ll have learned a little more about this technique. That’s what this is all about: Learning. You start from nothing when you enter the free-from scene and you’ll have plenty of opportunities to create new ideas as there’s a lot out there waiting to be created and discovered. Maybe chia egg and buckwheat flour isn’t a huge discovery, but being able to knead dough for Pastry, Soba and Tortillas that can be reworked, won’t crumble and will stretch and roll out super-thin is still marvellous to me. Maybe when I’m an even older hand at all this I’ll be slightly more jaded, but for now this is still really neat. Let’s hope I can do even more in the future. With all your support I know I’ll have the drive to keep at this. Thank you everyone who has checked out the site. It means a lot.


I wanted a wide slice of my Buckwheat and Flax Bread and thought I’d try an old trick. I split the batter into three 4 /12 spring-form pans and baked it as normal, alongside a full sized loaf, and it worked just great. You get about four slices worth in each, which for sandwiches is just ideal. It’s a simple idea, but not something I’ve done in a long time. You could make one whole loaf this way too, but I just wanted a couple of large thin slices for a sandwich. I’ll leave one out and freeze the others, then cut up the loaf and freeze that too. It freezes really well. Okay, that’s it for today. Until later.

 photo WP_20160425_008_e_zpsu9nbexbn.jpgOh, buckwheat. You do me good.